About KillingJargon.com:
Slaying Buzzwords with a Vengeance

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We’re Not Here to Play Nice—We’re Here to Kill Jargon Dead

 

Welcome to KillingJargon.com, where buzzwords go to die. We’re a rebellion against the corporate crap and meaningless gibberish that pollutes our language. ‘Synergy’? Sounds like a boyband reject. ‘Leverage’? Lever this middle finger. We’re here to gut the jargon, resurrect real words, and laugh while the buzzwords bleed out under our guillotine. That red drip you see? That’s jargon’s last gasp.

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Why We’re Attacking Jargon

 

Jargon’s a plague—a festering swamp of nonsense that makes communication harder, not better. It’s the enemy of clarity, the darling of pretentious suits, and the bane of anyone who just wants to understand what the hell you’re talking about. We’ve had enough. KillingJargon.com is our battleground, where we slay buzzwords with snark, humor, and a sharp blade. We’re not just pointing out the problem—we’re here to fix it, one guillotine chop at a time.

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Who’s Behind the Bloodbath?

 

I’m Jargon Hater, the head executioner of this jargon-slaying uprising. I started KillingJargon.com because I couldn’t stand another meeting filled with “low-hanging fruit” and “circle back.” Life’s too short for bad language, so I grabbed my guillotine and got to work. Now, I’m rallying a crew of rebels to join the fight—because the more of us there are, the faster we can burn buzzwords at the stake.

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Join the Slaughter

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This isn’t a solo mission—it’s a movement. Here’s how you can join the #KillJargon rebellion:

• Sign Up for Updates: Get snarky kill lists and jargon-slaying tips straight to your inbox. Join the Slaughter!

• Submit Your Jargon: Got a buzzword that makes your skin crawl? Send it to the kill list! Submit Your Jargon!

• Grab the Handbook: Our e-book, The Jargon Slayer’s Handbook, gives you 50 terms to burn at the stake. Buy it now and sharpen your blade! Shop Now!

 

A Few Things to Know

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We’re funded by affiliate links (e.g., Grammarly, Amazon) to keep this guillotine sharp. If you click and buy, we might earn a commission—at no extra cost to you, punk. We also collect minimal data (like your email for subscriptions) to fuel the fight. Check our Privacy Policy  for the gritty details.

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Let’s Keep Slaying

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Jargon doesn’t stand a chance with rebels like you on our side. Join us, submit your buzzwords, and let’s make language clear again—one bloody chop at a time. #KillJargon