Buzzwords to Slay:
Synergy: Sounds like a boyband reject—guillotined! Say ‘teamwork’ instead.
Leverage: Lever this middle finger—chopped! Use ‘use’ or ‘apply’ instead.
Disruptive: The only thing it disrupts is my patience—blown up! Say ‘innovative’ instead.
Low-Hanging Fruit: Pick it or kick it—burned! Say ‘easy wins’ instead.
Circle Back: Circle this to the trash—executed! Use ‘follow up’ instead.