It's Gonna Get Political...I Can't Help It! They just keep Feeding us the Same Bullshit!

When I decided to start this journey, the bullshit in politics had a large influence in why I began to totally DISDAIN jargon! The hardest part for me is to stay non-partisan in my criticisms. All politicians are the same. Sometimes I feel like a comedian, because there is so much material that these idiots provide daily that just pisses me off! And I'll probably piss off many of you. But, that's OK. As they say, I'll provide receipts with anything I post. And, if I am proved wrong, I will apologize and fix the shit. I want to get people talking, actually talking, and understanding different points of view. Did I say agreeing? Hell no! But we can actually disagree and still be civil to one another.

I am going to try to balance my posts between Politics, Corporate America, Academia, Social Media, Medicine and Pharmaceuticals, the Military, Self-Help, and Entertainment. But, right now, I think Politics might get the upper hand, considering it is an election year. I'll try to be a good boy! Buckle up, because we're diving into the cesspool of political jargon and double-speak that's drowning out any semblance of honest communication.

Let's start with the basics: Why use one clear word when you can use ten vague ones? It's like politicians have a competition to see who can talk the most while saying the least. "We're implementing a strategic initiative to optimize resource allocation for enhanced civic infrastructure." Translation: "We're fixing some damn potholes."

But wait, there's more! Why admit a mistake when you can "pivot to a more effective approach"? Why have a scandal when you can have an "ongoing situation that's currently under internal review"? It's not lying, folks. It's "alternative fact-sharing."

And let's not forget the classic move of answering a completely different question than the one that was asked. Reporter: "What's your stance on healthcare reform?" Politician: "I'm glad you asked. I've always been a strong supporter of our brave men and women in uniform." Bravo! A gold star for dodging!

Now, you might be thinking, "But surely this is just one side of the political aisle, right?" Wrong. This is a bipartisan shit show, my friends. Left, right, center – they're all fluent in BS. It's the one thing they can agree on: confuse the public at all costs.

Remember when political speeches used to be about inspiring people and sharing a vision? Now it's a masterclass in saying absolutely nothing of substance while sounding important. It's like they're all competing in verbal gymnastics, and we're the poor saps trying to follow along.

But here's the kicker: We let them get away with it. We nod along, pretending to understand their word salad, instead of demanding straight talk. We're so used to this nonsense that when a politician actually gives a clear answer, we're shocked. It's like seeing a unicorn riding a bicycle – magical and slightly unsettling.

So, what's the solution? Hell if I know. But maybe, just maybe, if we all collectively roll our eyes hard enough at the next "synergistic approach to proactive governance paradigms," we might shame them into speaking like normal humans.

Until then, keep your BS detectors on high alert, and remember: in the world of politics, clarity is as rare as a humble politician. Stay sane out there, folks.

Let's keep the revolution going! Let's Kill Jargon!